05 Dec 2010

Update – Aiming to leave Jan 2011

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Well smoke me a kipper, ruffle me a peasant and grab me a milkmaid for I shall be in for Christmas :( I have avoided the Christmas red commonly unavoidably planted as you enter the shop by entering through the exit preferring the 2009 Burgundy red, however strangely once the latter red is consumed the former becomes all the more tolerable.

I hope to leave before then, but my parents have laid on a smattering of emotional blackmail that borders on choking. The boat will be in the water, I just can’t decide whether to sail around the med getting intimate with Maria or fly to the UK and sign up to the dole while I am there…. why not!

On a serious note, I haven’t touched anything that has a legal age requirement since leaving the UK. Will remain that way till the boat touches water again …. had to edit the rest out after my mum left a box of tissues next to my bed …. seriously!

So frustrating not being able to finish the boat simply because of rain.

On a side note I have discovered flossing – where have you been all my life, seriously Baz Luhrmann despite sounding like a spreadable product really is a Deity. Floss try it, every day, it’s so yummy … edible floss now there is an idea, I hate clearing up the pieces next to the sink.

Also sugar! Wow it’s amazing makes stuff, sweet, I am obviously making the right sounds when I eat it since mum is making cakes almost every day! Loving it at home but there is a reason I left home 10 years ago, need freedom!

Bloody weather.

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2 Responses to “Update – Aiming to leave Jan 2011”

  1. Reply Mr Hunt says:

    Coming to the UK for festives then? Make sure make a trip up warehouses way, feel better paying my dues.

    J

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